Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Theories of What Might be Happening in the Neighboring Hotel Room

There have been some very loud noises coming from the neighboring hotel room at all hours of the day and night.  Here are some theories I came up with to possibly explain what is going on next door.

   1)   Thor is having sex with a monkey

   2)   The occupant is a professional bowler who practices every 2 hours.  If this is the case, I would like to see him play because he is so good that his spouse/significant other screams out in joy every time he bowls sometimes for several minutes.

   3)   Occupant #1 is rearranging furniture.  Occupant #2 is very pleased with his design choice.

   4)   The Discovery Channel is filming a bit about the mating habits of primates.

   5)   One occupant is giving birth while the other rearranges furniture and/or bowls and/or channels thunder into their hotel room from the gods.

I’ll let you know when I find out.

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