There have been some very loud noises coming from the neighboring hotel
room at all hours of the day and night. Here are some theories I came up with to possibly explain what is going on next door.
1)
Thor is having sex with a monkey
2)
The occupant is a professional bowler who
practices every 2 hours. If this
is the case, I would like to see him play because he is so good that his spouse/significant
other screams out in joy every time he bowls sometimes for several minutes.
3)
Occupant #1 is rearranging furniture. Occupant #2 is very pleased with his
design choice.
4)
The Discovery Channel is filming a bit about the
mating habits of primates.
5)
One occupant is giving birth while the other
rearranges furniture and/or bowls and/or channels thunder into their hotel room
from the gods.
I’ll let you know when I find out.
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