Oh hello, readers!
You’ve come back. I’m so
happy. Take a seat.
Today’s tale is one that will inspire any of you with dreams
of becoming a tobacco company executive. For you PETA supporters, you may want to sit this one
out.
Ok, today’s story is “The Original Curious George”.
How fun! Do any
of you like potato sack races, too?
Yes, children, sometimes I too dream that someone pluck me
from my home and transplant me in a strange and wonderful new place. Like aliens! You kids like aliens?
They exist you know.
Anyway, I digress.
Now you may think that this is a picture of a near-drowning
monkey. Not so…..it’s…..yeah, ok…..I
think that’s a picture of a near-drowning monkey. But there’s also a picture of a man smoking and that is a
valuable thing for monkeys and children to learn about.
See, children, when you are stressed about all those
extra-curricular activities your parents make you participate in, just grab a
pipe and inhale deeply.
Along with your lungs, your stress will just melt away.
You know what’s more fun that smoking? You…slightly dirty boy in the back with
the tattoo…..yes, that’s right!
Prison!
It’s like slumber party every night and you even get your
very own pet rats!
But eventually those pet rats steal your food and make you
do dirty things. If this happens
make sure you do as Curious George and get hell out of there.
And do as The Man tells you. He knows what’s good for you.
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