Reasons why I voted for Obama according to some of my conservative
friends and family.
1)
I hate freedom. You’re right.
Fucking hate it. I don’t
even let my kids choose their own breakfast cereal. Grape Nuts for everyone, because everyone knows communists
love Grape Nuts.
2)
I support terrorism. I love me the shit out of some terrorism. I would make a ribbon for it if all the
good colors weren’t taken and the ones left were more terrorist-y.
3)
I’m a hippie. I do bring my own reusable shopping bags and I ate some granola
yesterday, so ok…I’ll own it.
4)
I wasn’t thinking. This one just isn’t true. I was thinking.
Thinking about all the welfare and government housing I was going to
get. Have you been to the
projects? Fabulous! Totally shabby chic.
All kidding aside, I voted the way I voted because of some
deeply held convictions just as I’m sure you did the same, no matter who your ballot went to. I hope we can all get along again
tomorrow. I’ll bring the Grape
Nuts.
I liked you before. Now? Now, I love you.
ReplyDeleteThanks Heather! You are pretty darn awesome yourself! (still giggling about the thong story)
DeleteHAHA! I loved this!
ReplyDeleteCan we be best friends? According to some of my relatives I voted for Obama because I'm an evil Marxist with a mental illness.
ReplyDeleteHeck yeah! Yep, I've heard those things too. These days I'm a Hitler supporter because I support tighter gun control. Oh well. At least I'm happy to hear I'm not alone. Maybe we can start a "Liberal in Oklahoma" support group.
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