Sadly, we had to part with Bruce and David (see Bruce Springsteen and David Bowie of the Bathroom) on our last night in Chicago and
move to a Comfort Inn Suites. After
my recent stay there, I have come up with some new marketing ideas for
them. Let me know what you think.
Comfort Inn Suites:
We want your stay to be relaxing.
We will therefore lose your reservation and leave you on hold 30 minutes
while we try to sort it you so you can have a chance to meditate. Namaste.
Comfort Inn Suites: Making your room smell like shit so you
don’t have to.
Comfort Inn Suites: None of our T.V.s work so we’ll give you
two.
Comfort Inn Suites:
Our rooms now come in 3 refreshing scents: old Indian food, sweaty sock,
and ass.
Comfort Inn Suites: Housekeeping? What housekeeping?
We trust you with not just your own cleanliness and but with the
cleanliness of those that have come before you.
Comfort Inn Suites: Because it’s better than staying in a
cardboard box.
I must admit…that last one may not be entirely true.
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