Last week I went to see Trans-Siberian orchestra in concert
which is, yes I’m going to use these words, a bitchin’ show about
Christmas. Whoever came up with
the idea to make a rock opera about Christmas is either crazy or a genius, but
since it’s pretty successful I guess it’s the later. Anyway, I’ve been playing the piano for about 2 years now
and the show got me thinking about how I could be more awesome without actually
practicing so here are some things I think I need to do.
I’ve really got to learn to head bang. Is this something that must be
practiced because I’m pretty sure if I tried it I would fall over and maybe
throw up after a few minutes.
These people however managed to do it constantly. Even the lady playing the flute managed
to do a backbend. I don’t think I
could do it playing the recorder, which incidentally would be pretty lame. I’m going to have to have a talk with my piano teacher about why she’s
been wasting my time trying to teach me the B-flat major scale when I could be
learning to rock.
Secondly, I need flames. They’re just cool.
I think even the Hokey-Pokey could be pretty badass if I had a flamethrower
strapped to the piano. It may also
change my mind about participating in the Christmas recital. Also if anyone is still looking for a
last minute Christmas idea for me this one has a squeeze valve and ships in
time for Christmas.
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