Saturday, December 1, 2012

Everybody Has A Christmas Song

While listening to the Christmas radio station the other day, I came across this gem.

The Eurythmics have a Christmas song?  Then came Barenaked Ladies "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" and then Bruce Springsteen "Santa Claus is Coming to Town". 
Does everyone have a Christmas song?  I decided to find out and thought of a music legend with a voice most unlikely to lend itself to Christmas music-Bob Dylan.  And I found this.

Ok.  How about Snoop Dogg?  There is no way that Snoop Dogg ever recorded a Christmas song.

Alrighty then.

Hmmm…I know Insane Clown Posse.  They dress up in make-up.  They’re scary.  They recorded a Christmas song.  Wait.  What?  That’s right.  Ok, so the first line is “Santa Claus can suck my balls”, but still it’s a Christmas song and it's by Insane Clown Posse.

I dare you.  Try to find someone without a Christmas song.  Everybody, I mean everybody, has a Christmas song.


  1. I just tried this with Motorhead and while I didn't find anything by the band as a group, I did find "Run Rudolph Run" by their frontman Lemmy Kilmister. And Twisted Sister does a pretty decent version of Adeste Fidelis.

    1. Those are so awesome! Thanks for sharing. I shared the Twisted Sister one on the FB page. I love that even though it's a Christmas song, it doesn't stop them from putting in a shot of someone rubbing their own nipples.