While listening to the Christmas radio station the other
day, I came across this gem.
The Eurythmics have a Christmas song? Then came Barenaked Ladies "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" and then
Bruce Springsteen "Santa Claus is Coming to Town".
Does everyone
have a Christmas song? I decided to find out and thought
of a music legend with a voice most unlikely to lend itself to Christmas music-Bob Dylan. And I found this.
Ok. How about Snoop
Dogg? There is no way that Snoop
Dogg ever recorded a Christmas song.
Alrighty then.
Hmmm…I know Insane Clown Posse. They dress up in make-up. They’re scary.
They recorded a Christmas song.
Wait. What? That’s right. Ok, so the first line is “Santa Claus can suck my balls”,
but still it’s a Christmas song and it's by Insane Clown Posse.
I dare you. Try
to find someone without a Christmas song. Everybody, I mean everybody, has a Christmas song.
I just tried this with Motorhead and while I didn't find anything by the band as a group, I did find "Run Rudolph Run" by their frontman Lemmy Kilmister. And Twisted Sister does a pretty decent version of Adeste Fidelis.
ReplyDeleteThose are so awesome! Thanks for sharing. I shared the Twisted Sister one on the FB page. I love that even though it's a Christmas song, it doesn't stop them from putting in a shot of someone rubbing their own nipples.
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