Saturday, January 26, 2013

More Than One Way to Pick a Booger

My daughter is the MacGyver of nose picking.  Tonight I saw her combine technology with auto digital manipulation in a truly ingenious and disgusting fashion.

“Kenzie, get your finger out of your nose.”

She listened.  She did take her finger out of her nose.

“I have a booger.”
“You’re using the USB cord to get a booger out of your nose?”
“I have a booger!”

Then I said the thing that might make the list of all time wackiest things ever said to a child

“Kenzie.  We do not use USB cords to pick our boogers.”

On that note, if anyone has advice for how to remove a booger from a USB cord it would be greatly appreciated.  Pinterest did not have a pin for that.

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