Saturday, January 26, 2013

More Than One Way to Pick a Booger


My daughter is the MacGyver of nose picking.  Tonight I saw her combine technology with auto digital manipulation in a truly ingenious and disgusting fashion.

“Kenzie, get your finger out of your nose.”

She listened.  She did take her finger out of her nose.

“KENZIE!  TAKE THAT CORD OUT OF YOUR NOSE!”
“I have a booger.”
“You’re using the USB cord to get a booger out of your nose?”
“Yeah.”
“Stop!”
“I have a booger!”

Then I said the thing that might make the list of all time wackiest things ever said to a child

“Kenzie.  We do not use USB cords to pick our boogers.”

On that note, if anyone has advice for how to remove a booger from a USB cord it would be greatly appreciated.  Pinterest did not have a pin for that.


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