Saturday, January 5, 2013

Seriously, My Kid Is Obsessed With Bacon

Ok, I know I just wrote a bacon-themed post but my daughter can’t stop talking about it and so I must share.

Kenzie and I were sitting at the counter.  (We’re going to ignore the fact that we were sitting there because I had just pulled her off of the counter because she was attempting to grab a knife out of the sink.)

“I want Daddy.”
“Daddy’s in the bathroom.”
“I want bacon.”

Of course being the loving wife that I am, I promptly had to tell Eric about how he was replaced by breakfast meat.  Then I felt bad.

“Kenzie, tell daddy that you love him more than bacon.”
“I love bacon.”
“No, tell him you love him more than bacon.”
“More bacon.”

I quickly realized this was not going anywhere and left to finish dinner.
“What Kenzie?”
“I want bacon.”

Really, is there a patch for this kind of thing?

Bacon is a girl's best friend.


  1. Both of our boys are bacon black holes. I nominally make myself bacon most days, but I only get to eat about 1/4 of it.

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