Kenzie and I were sitting at the counter. (We’re going to ignore the fact that we were sitting there because I had just pulled her off of the counter because she was attempting to grab a knife out of the sink.)
“I want Daddy.”
“Daddy’s in the bathroom.”
“I want bacon.”
Of course being the loving wife that I am, I promptly had to tell Eric about how he was replaced by breakfast meat. Then I felt bad.
“Kenzie, tell daddy that you love him more than bacon.”
“I love bacon.”
“No, tell him you love him more than bacon.”
“More bacon.”
I quickly realized this was not going anywhere and left to finish dinner.
“Mommy.”
“What Kenzie?”
“I want bacon.”
Really, is there a patch for this kind of thing?
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Bacon is a girl's best friend. |
Both of our boys are bacon black holes. I nominally make myself bacon most days, but I only get to eat about 1/4 of it.
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