Monday, March 4, 2013

Why I’m Expecting a Call From DHS

My brother did not bring pedophiles to our house.  No one was sitting around in the nude.  Yes, it is important that I start this post this way.

My brother plays soccer for the University of Oklahoma.  If you’re doing the math, we’re almost 14 years apart.  I like to think it’s because it took my parents 14 years to wrap their heads around what an exceptional child I was.

Last weekend he came up to stay with us because he had a soccer tournament up here.  He brought two of his teammates along to stay with us as well.

Hudson thought this was awesome.  He was extremely excited to have Uncle Nick around as he is much cooler than I am. The fact that he brought two friends was icing on the cake and he followed them around constantly.

Sunday after their game they came back to the house to get cleaned up.  Nick’s friends had stayed in Hudson’s room and were taking turns in the bathroom. Hudson of course went upstairs to see what they we’re doing.

At this point, I need to stop and give some backstory.  Hudson will often say that he’s naked.  He’s not.  He’ll walk around without a shirt on and tell me that he’s naked.  He also graduated from using the word “pee-pee” to penis.  He doesn’t always use the word appropriately.  One time he accidentally hit me in the leg and said, “I’m sorry I punched you in the penis.”

So now that we’ve established that I’ll continue with the story.

Nick and his friends were upstairs getting cleaned up and Hudson went up to see what they we’re up to.  He came back downstairs to report his findings.

“Uncle Nick’s friends are all being naked in my room.”
“Yeah, they need to put some clothes on so their penises aren’t showing.”

I can’t wait until he tells his preschool teacher about this story.   We have a parent-teacher conference on Thursday.  I’m really looking forward to explaining why my son is talking about how Uncle Nick came to visit and his friends were naked in his room with their penises hanging out.


  1. haha! Did you share this with your brother's friends?

    1. I don't know if my brother did, but they heard about what my son said. They will probably never come back to visit again. : )

  2. Awesome. Good luck with that.

    1. Thanks! I'll be sure to share the story when my son uses it to embarrass me in a public setting.

  3. LOL... I agree with Stacey, good luck with that. Snort laughed when he apologized for punching you in your penis.

  4. Still laughing. Oh, I hope he combines the stories of accidentally punching his mom in the penis with his uncle's naked friends in his room!