So that is what I made this morning. Because I dug down deep and churned up some will power to make my kids eat healthy. That and we ran out of waffles, but whatever. My picky son will only eat the whites and even at that, he was done after two bites. Like every mom, my diet consists mainly of leftovers from my children.
“Are you done with that?”
“Yes.”
I took a bite just in time for him to say, “That may have germs on it.”
With a mouth full of partially chewed egg I answered, “What do you mean…may have germs?”
There’s a lot of random shit in my house. I mean we did at one point find an entire Papa John’s breadstick in the couch. So it wouldn’t surprise me to learn that there is a vat of ebola somewhere in the depths of the playroom. Kim Jong-un could be planning biological warfare in there and I wouldn’t know it since I never set foot in that room unless I have too.
“I may have coughed on it.”
So tomorrow we’re back to whole grain waffles with Nutella. Reason #1- no food battle. Less risk of communicable diseases will now be added as reason #2.
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