Monday, October 28, 2013

I Guess We're Not Done With Nipples

And the nipple conversations continue.  First there was this.  But my daughter is not ready to stop talking about them.

“Dos Hudson have nipples?” she said one day while sitting on the potty.  We’re going to work on her grammar after we have this whole nipple thing sorted out.
“Yes, Hudson has nipples.”
“Dos you have nipples?”
“Yes, I have nipples.”

At this point there was a pause.  I thought we were done with the nipple discussion. We were not.

“I want to kiss my nipple.”
“I don’t think you can kiss your own nipple.”

Now you might think we exhausted the nipple topic.  You might be wrong.  No, really you’re wrong.

Eric was getting ready to go to sleep after a night shift.  The kids came to say good night and Kenzie wanted to tuck him in.

“Daddy, do you want me to cover your nipples up?” she said as she was pulling the covers over him.

Awww.  That’s sweet.  But man I hope we’re done talking about nipples.

I think I may need to invest in this book.
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