It wasn’t Cancun. That’s weak. It wasn’t Padre. Padre ain’t got nothin’ on this insane spring break. Nope. Great Wolf Lodge and Legoland, bitches! And that ain’t even all…the aquarium (boom!) and the Perot Museum of Nature and Science (BOOM!).
It was a wild ride.
This Spring Break had everything…giant legos, tiny legos, Princess karaoke, lazy rivers, and tiny people in wet swimsuits that needed to pee. There were serenades of Let It Go. There were 3-year olds telling knock-knock jokes. There were creepy and slightly offensive animatronics of Native Americans and forest animals.
The parties went well into the wee hours past 9:00 and the Capri-Suns were flowing.
I know all you college kids thinks you party the hardest, but this is Spring Break 2014 Great Wolf Lodge style and you can’t hang.