Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Things I Said Out Loud Part Deux

Things I have said within a 1-hour window.

"Stop drinking the shower water from the floor."

"Stop licking the shower door."

"Please stop brushing my eyebrows with your toothbrush."

"Stop brushing your toes with your toothbrush."

"No, you may not brush my eye."

"No, you can't touch my eyeball."

"No, I don't think it is good for your eyebrows to brush them with your toothbrush."

"The toothbrush is for brushing your teeth...only."

"No, you can't brush my teeth."

"Get my hair out of your mouth."

"I think I've told you once already to get the toothbrush off of your eyebrow and your toes."

What's the strangest thing you've said out loud today?

1 comment:

  1. "No, I won't kiss your eyeball and I don't want you to kiss my eyeball."