Monday, June 23, 2014

The Return of Ninja Squirrel


It's been about a year since we last saw ninja squirrel. I wrote about him twice, here and here. When I last left him, he had effectively infiltrated my poor husband's mind and left him defeated. Then mercifully he went away never to be seen again. We thought.


Ninja squirrel has returned and his skills are better than ever. It appears he has been on an obscure mountain top training with the best ninja masters to learn moves such as this.


Just look at that control. Look at that leg strength. Look at that grip. Listen to the way he is yelling at Eric to kiss his furry squirrel ass.


Squirrel season 2014 has begun. Ninja squirrel 1: Eric 0.

1 comment:

  1. Ninja Squirrel has a cousin who's not as graceful but still, skilled. I call him kamikaze squirrel because he waits for my cat to just....about....,get....him, then he launches 75 feet into the tree where he laughs uncontrollably at poor Cheezeburger. I wanna warn the squirrel that his days are numbered but I fear I'd look....well, like Eric. ;)

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